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Geldof is not God - Bono is.  Well that's what Bono told him smile.gif

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LOL - so true smile.gif

http://www.amiright.com/jokes/u2.shtml


When Warren Zevon died, he was surprised to find himself in rock-n-roll heaven. St. Peter was showing him around, introducing him to all the departed rock stars. Visiting a fantastic music studio, he saw Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Bonham, Mama Cass, etc., etc.
Suddenly, with a flourish, Bono walked into the studio and joined in the jam.
Zevon gasped to St. Peter: 'I didn't know Bono died!'
'Oh no,' replied Peter 'That's God - he just THINKS he's Bono.'

Bono is onstage clapping slowly and sonorously declaring.....
'Every time I clap (pause) my hands (pause) a child dies in Africa.'
At which point an unusually intelligent person in the audience shouts 'Well, stop f**king clapping, you idiot!!'

http://forum.interference.com/t165994.html

Bono and Edge die and go to heaven
there they meet god, and god asks them what they believe in
Edge starts first, saying he believes in their music, the abilities of their band, and above all the gibson guitar!
God tells Edge that it's ok, and allows him into heaven..
Next up Bono, 'and what do you believe in Bono?" God asks..
Bono replies: " I believe... that you're sitting in my chair.... '


-- Edited by ArrGee at 21:26, 2007-09-23

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