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Loudmouth

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Bob will have a roof over his head.
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Part of a spoof diary in today's Scotsman, about the First Minister. You may have read some of his son's friends were fooling around in his official residence, Bute House and ended up on youtube, much to the delight of the opposition parties and newspapers. Looks like Bob wont be homeless next time he visits Edinburgh.


WHAT a week!


Monday

Bridget had ordered Jack to spend the whole weekend cleaning up Bute House, just in case any of their son's friends had left further unwelcome surprises. "I can't get rid of the smell of Dettol." Jack moaned. "And I've had to buy a new kimono." He has now put restrictions on who can stay there. In future, only him, Bridget, their kids, his extended family, his senior staff, the Cabinet, Bob Geldof, foreign dignitaries and anybody at all from Malawi are allowed. Counts me out.


He can always stay with me of course FREE.



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If Bob ever visits Pecs he is welcomed unless he is too snob to stay anywhere else, but a five star hotel.

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