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Just had another look and you're right, does look just like him, especially with the eyes to heaven 'celebration'. But unless Google images let me down or Fat Frank has ever played in a German shirt I'm 99% sure it's Klose.
2)
She's not the best
Late last night, swiftly followed by, Nothing happened today
Having my pitcher taken
Never in a million beers
Precious time (gentlemen please)
3)
She's gonna do you in
Me and Howard Hughes
4)
Having my picture taken
Watch out for the normal people
Dave
7)
Fall down
Go mango
Has a, erm, 'distinctive' shape so, Banana re pubic (Keep it up, Hard times, Up or down and other innuendo)
...but surely a John Peel session?
14)
Eva Brown
Thanks for the quizz, suss. I was genuinely stumped by number 2.
Do you remember The Cringe from DLTs Saturday morning Radio 1 programme? Example: guy goes into one of those shops that repairs shoes and duplicates keys, tells them he's holding a competition and needs a trophy to award to the donkey that makes the best donkey noise, can they oblige? The cobbler guy isn't sure, says he'll think about it, come back in a few days. When the competition guy returns the cobbler guy say, "I can't do it, it's just too difficult." Except he didn't say those exact words, rather he said the title of a song. Not a Rats song in this case, BTW.
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I'd go with either Braying cup or Bray King Cup is hard to do?
Do remember that DLT slot yes. I recall the answer to one which was a band name but not the clues, but would have been along the lines of lead violinist who only ever vacuumed his house with the lights off.
I also enjoyed his alternative video show, for songs that as far as I know never had a promo video.
Here's another Cringe I recall (warning: it's a tough one):
A woman on the beach says, "When I rub my skin with this cake, I go a lovely sun-tanned colour. But when I get too hot, I rub the cubes from my chilled drink over my skin and I go the colour associated with cold." Except she didn't say those exact words, rather she said the title of a song.
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Pretty sure I've cracked that one, but I'll avoid hogging the answers and let someone else have a go....the joys of being on holiday with time to think about these things
Speaking of doughnuts the great cricket sledging goes- not sure who the players were but: 'how come you look so ***** fat? Cos everytime I **** your wife she gives me a doughnut!
Well....I didn't like to say it early doors, but the Police song title when spoken bears less relation to the clues and vice versa than what Suss and I have come up with!
Jamie - as a Sun headline writer, assume some fairly positive press can be ascribed to the Rats stupendous Autumn tour blah blah and new album. ...!
A headline about the tour? Sorry but I've got more important things to write headlines about. For instance, I was attacked by the star of the TV show Miranda. I fought back and eventually managed to have her pinned down with just one of my legs, called the Police and told them, "I have a great title for a song..." but realised it was not original.
The Daily Telegraph - "Boomtown Rats make triumphant return"
The Guardian - "Bomtown Rats make truimphant retrun"
The Daily Mail - "Like Crockwork"
The Daily Mirror - "Teacher elopes with Fourth Form pupil"
The Daily Star - "52GG Woman at IOW festival"
Ah, the lack of proof reading in the Granuaid!
I'd have thought The Sun along with the celeb mags would have simply focused on Peaches and Pixie. As for the Mirror headline,had the NOTW still existed they'd be calling for Geldof's arrest in far stronger terms for encouraging paedophilia ...
The only song I could think of relating to heart/hart was neon heart. I was too stupid to realise that was the answer, couldn't get why until you told us. Doh
Yay! I think Khan Dell Khan was better. As for suss's latest, I guess it ain't a Rats song, but instead that well known track, River How Gallery Colour Chart....
If this is right, feel a fraud coming in at the 11th hour with it!
4/4
Will let you and Lisa decide who takes the plaudits
Yeah, well obviously I realised as soon as I'd put the light out and gone to bed that it was Art, but didn't think I would be very popular with hubby if i got up to log on to computer again ... So I will be very noble and share the glory of being a total genius with Mark!
Read this one about the monkey selfie somewhere....
Give that man a banana. Got it in one. There is a big copyright dispute about who owns the picture, that was what all the fuss was about.It is either the monkey himself or the camera assistant who set up the shot.
PS Not sure how this will go down with ArrGee as the copyright might belong to the monkey? That's how lawyers make so much money.